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Hopefully Diebold Has The List of These Secret Voting Locations
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purplefingers.jpgVia TPM, Pennsylvania has gone completely over the edge of lunacy.

State officials have decided not to publicize their list of polling places in Pennsylvania, citing concerns that terrorists could disrupt elections in the commonwealth.

The Department of State was influenced by the terrorist bombings that struck just days before Spain’s national elections in 2004, spokeswoman Leslie Amoros said. Election officials consulted with state police, the Pennsylvania Emergency Management Agency and the state Office of Homeland Security.

“The agencies agreed it was appropriate not to release the statewide list to protect the public and the integrity of the voting process,” Amoros said.

Needless to say, this might make it a bit hard to vote. Or to mount voter registration drives. Or to engage in legal campaign activities near polling places. Or to not feel like our entire country has gone certifiably insane.

I know the whole “…or else the terrorists win” line became a joke and then utterly passé several years ago, but isn’t “not conducting elections normally” pretty much the definition of letting the terrorists win?

—andrew



Now Shake Hands And Make Up
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Shortly after the fires at Eastern Market and the Georgetown library I wrote about how the problem with the District’s Fire Hydrants, namely that they don’t work, has been at the center of a conflict between WASA and the Fire Department. At the time the council held a hearing, berated both agencies and called for some sort of action. But in the subsequent five months not much has happened besides totally moronic child-like bickering. From yesterday’s Express:

» D.C. Fire Chief Dennis L. Rubin sent firefighters into Adams Morgan in the early morning hours last week. They hooked up hoses, barked commands and fought … nothing. It was all an exercise to prove that water pressure in fire hydrants controlled by WASA was indeed to blame for the problems fire officials had in fighting the condo fire earlier this month.

» WASA General Manager Jerry N. Johnson, speaking about Rubin during an interview last week: “The relationship at the top levels [of the two departments] soured shortly after his arrival.”

» Rubin speaking about Johnson at a D.C. Council hearing after the condo fire: “The rank-and-file folks at WASA are tremendous. The executive of WASA has not been as cooperative.”

Oh, the other thing that happened since then was a massive apartment fire in which hoses had to be run from Adams Morgan across the Duke Ellington bridge to Connecticut Avenue. This took a buttload of time and left about 30 families homeless.

So on Tuesday the council stepped in again and passed emergency legislation demanding that WASA and the FD figure something out and fix the damn hydrants. They were given 30 days to do this but according to the Mayor’s schedule a compromise has already been reached and will be announced today.

I don’t really care who ends up bearing the brunt of the work. My personal opinion is that the Fire Department should be fighting the fires and the agency responsible for controlling the city’s water supply should be able to actually get water to the places it’s supposed to go. But as long as this gets fixed and I can stop worrying about how likely it is I’d be able to kick out iron grating and climb out a window I’ll be happy.

—liam



Dammit, CVS Doesn’t Always Have Cherry Coke
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riteaid.gifI may have implied (alright, clearly stated) that I would stop shopping at Rite Aid when they made the corporate decision to allow pharmacists to not dispense Plan B, but I haven’t stuck with that very well, mainly because the one at 13th & U is the closest drug store to my house. Maybe now that they’re discriminating against the gays as well, I can actually adhere to my self-imposed boycott.

Jay Hill and Mike Browne went into the store at 13th and U streets NW last Friday to make a purchase, and they embraced as they browsed an aisle. Hill told MW the manager walked by, saw them and did a double take. The manager then asked the security guard on duty to get them to leave. When Hill asked the guard why they were asked to leave, the guard said, “I don’t know, that’s just what the manager said. This is private property so y’all got to go.”

No one from Rite Aid will comment yet. Until they do, and unless they offer a fairly convincing explanation, I guess the CVS at 17th and P will be getting my business.

—andrew



Credit Where It’s Due
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dumbledore.jpgAs do many bloggers, I like to acknowledge when one of the op/ed columnists I routinely slam writes something that is almost entirely correct. In that spirit, I’ve had nothing but contempt for Michael Gerson since he became a regular writer for the Post, but he really hits the nail on the head with his take on “Dumbledore is gay”.

As to Dumbledore, it would have been disturbing if Rowling had used her final book to argue for some baldly political agenda — if the Hogwarts headmaster and professor Snape had married, for example, in a touching civil ceremony. Whatever your view of homosexual rights, this would have been an abuse of parental trust, the exploitation of an unfair advantage. But this is not what happened. Dumbledore’s sexual identity was an assumption Rowling brought to her writing, not explicit in the text itself.

For that matter, Gerson does a pretty good job this time around in pursuing his ongoing dream of having “compassionate conservative” be more than just a punchline.

But the really subversive element of the Harry Potter books is the answer they offer to death. Voldemort believes that death must be mastered and “eaten” — resisted through Dark Arts that always involve exploitation and violence. Harry Potter, in contrast, is protected from death as an infant by the voluntary, courageous sacrifice of his mother’s life. And Harry is called upon to repeat that sacrifice. The portion of “The Deathly Hallows” in which young Harry realizes that he is “marked for slaughter” and accepts the necessity of his own death for the sake of love is moving — and that love becomes a kind of magic that is stronger than death itself. For every reader, this is an affirmation of friendship, loyalty and courage. For my children, it is also the symbol of a greater sacrifice.

These, of course, are central themes of religion, particularly Christian religion. And the question naturally arises: How can a book series about tolerance also be a book series about religion? This represents a misunderstanding of both tolerance and faith. For many, tolerance does not result from the absence of moral convictions but from a positive religious teaching about human dignity. Many believe — not in spite of their faith but because of it — that half-bloods, werewolves and others should be treated with kindness and fairness. Above all, believers are called to love, even at the highest cost.

Well, yeah. In fact, Rowling’s take on those basic themes is one of the things that I really enjoyed about the last book. She played with ideas that we see over and over again in Western literature (and have their strongest grounding in Christian tradition) in such a way that they were interesting to believers and non-believers alike. Gerson seems to understand this in a way a lot of professed Christians don’t.

Anyway, it’s just too bad none of Gerson’s buddies in the actual government seem to care about the type of Christianity he defends here. If they did, I imagine I would be much more comfortable with their constant use of religion in determining policy.

—andrew



What Did the Terminally-Ill Kid Get for Halloween?
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miniaturehorse.jpgSome people don’t appreciate the “new humour,” which answers seemingly innocuous questions (”What did the deaf, dumb and blind kid get for Christmas?” or “Why did the girl fall off the swing?”) with pointlessly harsh (yet realistic) punchlines (”Cancer” and “Because she had no arms,” respectively). Those people are poopfaces.  Maybe this joke will turn their thinking around.

It seems the punchline is: “A dead horse and a newfound respect for Michael Vick.”

Does this qualify as beating a dead horse, I wonder?

—skates



Someone Finally Decides To Stop The Torture?
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michaelmukasey.jpgI’m in shock. The Senate Judiciary Committee is talking like it actually wants to stop Michael Mukasey’s nomination to Bush’s Cabinet unless the judge explicitly labels waterboarding as illegal torture.

Senators Leahy and Durbin, the Committee Chair and Senate majority whip, respectively, are two fairly important members of the SJC openly declaring their intention to vote against Mukasey unless he comes around on this issue. Can they get 8 of their colleagues to join them and prevent the nomination from reaching the Senate floor?

It’s almost like we live in a country that doesn’t accept barbaric acts of torture as a part of the routine treatment of prisoners of war.

—andrew



Things to Do in Delaware When You’re Dead, or Car-less
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200px-auditionposter.jpgThe womanfolk is leaving me alone in Wilmington this weekend, and taking the car to boot. This leaves me largely confined to the apartment from sometime Saturday morning until Sunday afternoon. I have precious few responsibilities (feed cats, pet cats, feed self, pet self), so a lot of free time and my indecisive nature are staring across the aisle of my brain at each other, daring the other to blink. As ever with hard choices, I will simply abstain and leave the decision making to you. My options, so far as I see them, are as follows:

1.) Watch episodes 5-22 (or however many there are) of Heroes Season 1, interspersed with football score checks and playing my PSP.

2.) Do something like this. I actually own maybe 3-4 of these movies, am looking forward to Audition, and could find one or two of the other ones at the local video store I assume. However, I would be much more likely to simply replace the good Italian stuff with far assier films that every network is showing this week before Halloween. Think The Hills Have Eyes (and its sequel) or Hostel II. So, basically, Zobies Puking in Gutters XIX: The Revenge of the Gutters.

3.) Watch sports. Project the hate for myself onto the kittens and take away their toys. Damn kittens.

I demand a preferential ballot and reasons behind your rankings. That is all….until I get bored and blog later.

—skates



Things You Should Know About This Morning: 10/26
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-Happy birthday, Senator Clinton.

-Hide your faces.

-FOX vs. McCain.

-Why must they be so dumb?

-Obama continues to bumble through this whole gay-hating singer situation.

—andrew



Screw Andrew and His Love for Shay Doron
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a_thomas_195.jpg v. shaymedia2spm_liberty-101.jpg

While I was out in beautiful Frederick, MD today, Andrew sent me an ACC basketball preview from the Washington Post, suggesting it might be fun to write about. I got a little light in the heart (I’m already light in the loafers) when I saw from the headline that Maryland was favored to win the conference, even though the gremlin in the back of my mind (whose multiplication from water I control with massive amounts of dehydrating alcohol) told me that there must be some mistake, as I knew Maryland’s team, and had never heard of the UNC freshman touted to be one of the top in the country (since I follow boys HS basketball prospects, that would be kinda weird). Sure enough, the gremlin reared its beautiful shock of white hair and spit the foul odor of women’s college hoops in my face.

Maybe it’s the fact that my woman consistently crushes me in HORSE with her sassy shooting stroke, or because I think the only time the word “fundamental” should be used is either directly following “Reading is…” or directly before “-ly retarded.” Either way, writing about women’s college basketball is surpassed by only one thing in terribleness….writing about women’s pro basketball. It’s not my fault Andrew has to look here for a legitimate Jewish athlete role model (JHWH, she’s unattractive). That being said, I will likely blog about this eventually, and certainly will address the Lady Terps throughout the year.

What I wanted to blog about first and foremost, however, were Etan Thomas’ remarks after his heart surgery (touching title, guys….get it…”HEART?!?!?….like his surgery?!?!?!?”). Not great if you are Ivan Carter, who responds in kind, pretty much outing Etan for being a back-stabbing bastard of a teammate halfway in. After punching Brenda Haywood in the face, Thomas smeared Haywood to Carter, only to have Carter cover up those comments for him….at least until Thomas was a meany pants to Ivan himself. Very mature all the way around.

The Wizards’ season probably could have started smoother…like if Antawn Jamison had killed a few hookers, or Gilbert Arenas had started beating his teammates in three-point competitions by shooting one-footed. Oh well, at least it should be another fun round of “when does Eddie Jordan lose his job?”

—skates



A Bet Offer That Probably Looked Better Yesterday
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worldseries.jpgPresidential candidate and Representative Tom Tancredo may be a hate-spewing racist, but he has a sense of humor:

Rep. Tom Tancredo (R-CO) offered a wager to Republican presidential rival Mitt Romney, according the Boston Globe. If the Colorado Rockies lose the World Series, Tancredo will bow out of the election if Romney also agrees to withdraw if the Red Sox lose.

Romney, who has funneled millions of his own dollars into the campaign and is polling far ahead of Tancredo, declined the bet.

And Mitt Romney continues to distance himself from liberal Massachusetts.

Wait, are Mormons even allowed to gamble?

—andrew



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