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October 2007
- 26: Hopefully Diebold Has The List of These Secret Voting Locations
- 26: Now Shake Hands And Make Up
- 26: Dammit, CVS Doesn’t Always Have Cherry Coke
- 26: Credit Where It’s Due
- 26: What Did the Terminally-Ill Kid Get for Halloween?
- 26: Someone Finally Decides To Stop The Torture?
- 26: Things to Do in Delaware When You’re Dead, or Car-less
- 26: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 10/26
- 25: Screw Andrew and His Love for Shay Doron
- 25: A Bet Offer That Probably Looked Better Yesterday
- 25: The Perfect Marriage
- 25: Make Them Work For Us, Not Verizon
- 25: Sleeping While California Burns
- 25: Rolling Down The Street….
- 25: Even Forcing The Neocon Hardliners To Compromise Results In Dumb Policy
- 25: The Only Question Is Which Middle Eastern Country Would Get Nuked First
- 25: Who Wants To Play Paparazzi For The Week?
- 25: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 10/25
- 24: Bunker Bunker Bunker, Bunker-Bust Iran? Nah, Doesn’t Have Quite The Right Ring To It
- 24: Don’t Worry Be Happy
- 24: At The End Of The Day…
- 24: The Corner Of Godfather & Duke
- 24: Go Ahead And Tase Him, Bro
- 24: Kerrey Out In Nebraska
- 24: Letters To Mukasey
- 24: No, I’m Sure The Same Old Economic Sanctions Will Suddenly Start Working
- 24: It Couldn’t Happen to a Nicer Swing
- 24: The Culture Of The Wingnutosphere Confuses Me
- 24: And Rain Will Make the Flowers Grow
- 24: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 10/24
- 23: HRC Takes A Page From Thomas Schaller
- 23: Why Must Cleaning Always Be So Dangerous?
- 23: Some Good Starts…
- 23: An Unexpected Test For Obama
- 23: A Little Bit Of Spine, Emphasis On The “Little Bit”
- 23: Keeping Us Safe Through Mistrials
- 23: Sounds Like AT&T And Verizon Invested Their Money Wisely
- 23: BREAKING NEWS: America Still Largely Bigoted
- 23: Q.E.D., I am a Genius
- 23: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 10/23
- 22: Wingnut Hate Speech Of The Day
- 22: Not With a Bang, but With an Andy Rooney-esque Diatribe about Golf
- 22: ‘Cause Everyone Loves Disney
- 22: Where The Ugly People Go To Get Uglier
- 22: Civilization Apparently Lies On Shaky Ground
- 22: Free Hand Sanitizer For All!
- 22: One In Four Americans Remain Stuck In The Dead-End
- 22: Wingnuts Have Their Candidate
- 22: I Am A Serious Journamalist- And So Can You!
- 22: Islamofascism and the Pain of Watching Football
- 22: “Promoting Democracy”, Plunging The Middle East Into Further Chaos, It’s All The Same
- 22: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 10/22
- 22: We’re Back To Save The Universe (Guarantee Of Universe-Saving Is Non-Binding)
- 15: Update
- 04: The Big News
- 04: I Remain Convinced He Somehow Orchestrated The Chan Ho Park Signing
- 04: The BBC Gives Fred Hiatt A Run For His Money
- 04: Rats, Sinking Ship, You Know The Drill (Cont’d)
- 04: The Best Outreach
- 04: M-A-R-Y-L-A-N-D Maryland Will Win!
- 04: I Tell You Yet Again, OUR GOVERNMENT EXPLICITLY AUTHORIZED TORTURE
- 04: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 10/4
- 03: Chris Matthews Is Also A Dick
- 03: Rating The DC Sports Crowds
- 03: George Bush Doesn’t Care About Working Families
- 03: Seriously, Though, When Do The Bombings Start?
- 03: Get Used To The Phrase “President Clinton”. Err, Get Used To It Again, I Guess.
- 03: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 10/3
- 02: Alright, It’s Not Exactly Going To Get Us The Vote, But It Still Made Me Chuckle
- 02: Server Stuff, Cont’d
- 02: The End Of Summer
- 02: Fred Thompson Decisively Places Himself Outside The Reality-Based Community
- 02: The Dirty Fucking Hippies Have Spread Their Filth To Approximately 2/3rds Of America
- 02: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 10/2
- 01: A Public Service Announcement
September 2007
- 28: My Family Remains The Five People In The World More Excited To See Elvis On This Tour Than Dylan
- 28: Funnyness Of The Day
- 28: Fair And Balanced To Brain-Eating Amoebas
- 28: Republicans Don’t Care About Black People
- 28: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 9/28
- 27: Server Stuff
- 27: That’s Money I Wanted To Spend On Parking For The Baseball Stadium Umm, Something Important, No Doubt
- 27: I Never Realized Community Colleges In Other States Took Their Cues From Kansas’s Board Of Education
- 27: The Boy Scouts Are A Lot Like Iran
- 27: Making The Censoring Of Eddie Vedder Look Like Part Of A Pattern
- 27: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 9/27
- 26: And Now I Have The Captain Planet Theme Stuck In My Head Again
- 26: I Nonetheless Remain Unable To Rule Out The Possibility That I Will Purchase This Abomination
- 26: Raise Your Hand If More Than 10% Of The Country Approves Of Your Job Performance… Not So Fast, Congress
- 26: Someone Owes Me A “Thank You” Note
- 26: I’m Just A Simple Country Hyperchicken From A Backwoods Asteroid
- 26: Note To Self: Don’t Be An Illegal Immigrant In Virginia
- 26: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 9/26
- 25: A: “Oregon, Arizona, and the U.S. Territory of Guam”
- 25: Just Use The Google And You Too Can Be A Journamalist
- 25: A Member Of The Media Says What We All Want To Say
- 25: Economics Of Labor 101
- 25: Call Me Crazy…
- 25: BREAKING: Adams Morgan Shut Down
- 25: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 9/25
- 24: Leave The Intellectual Laziness To The Pros
- 24: Don’t Worry, Microsoft, You Already Have My Money
- 24: Irish Catholics Take A Stand Against Amnesty
- 24: And Now We’re Really Scraping The Bottom Of The Barrel With Ideas For Winning In Iraq
- 24: Block Party Outside My Office Today
- 24: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 9/24
- 21: Yom Kippur
- 20: See, We Can Build A Consensus
- 20: Thinking About The Jena Six
- 20: In Which I Finally Give Up On Any Faith In Humanity. Really. For Good This Time.
- 20: 16 Extremely Relevant Words
- 20: All He Wants Is A Measly $30 Million
- 20: Only A Master Of Evil, Darth
- 20: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 9/20
- 19: Maybe He Can Get The Whole Damned Network Cancelled
- 19: Max Baucus: Worst Democrat In The Senate
- 19: Senate Republicans Again Stall Legislation To Restore Habeas Corpus
- 19: You Salad Is Trying To Kill You (Again)
- 19: Half-Assedly Fact Checking The Candidates
- 19: A New Blogger
- 19: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 9/19
- 18: “It doesn’t make sense. It isn’t even good grammar.”
- 18: A Temporary Defeat In Maryland
- 18: Least Surprising Annual Headline In The Metropolitan Region
- 18: Positively Nixonian
- 18: We Need A Big Countdown Clock Like For New Years
- 18: Next Time, Let Them Know You’ll Be Dropping In
- 18: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 9/18
- 17: The Richardson Gaffe Train Keeps On Rolling
- 17: Desperately Fighting The Urge To Make A “Magic Stick” Joke
- 17: Good Thing I Have $1.4 Million Lying Around For Just Such An Occasion
- 17: Reason #Eleventy-Billion Why Our President Is A Ginormous Douche (As Reported Third-Handedly)
- 17: Oddly Enough, I’m Having A Tough Time Finding A Picture Of This Guy On The Internets
- 17: Activism You Can Accomplish From Your Bed
- 17: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 9/17
- 14: Ripped From The Headlines
- 14: The Liberal Bias In Academia Strikes Again
- 14: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 9/14
- 13: I Might Be Willing To Trade Another F.U. In Iraq For A Win In This Game (Just Kidding, Soldiers Who Are Being Forced By Our Asshole Commander In Chief To Spend Those Six Months In Hell)
- 13: Too Bad Connecticut Believed Joe When He Claimed To Be A Democrat
- 13: One Down, Nine To Go
- 13: Forget The Fare Increase, We Can Get All The Money We Need This Way
- 13: And It Becomes Slightly Less Economical To Go To VA For Cigarettes
- 13: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 9/13
- 12: You Need Not Attend Church Every Week To Hate On The Gays
- 12: In Which I Take A Long Time To Say Something Rather Simple, Because It Is, After All, A David Foster Wallace Essay That Prompts My Eventual Point
- 12: My Favorite Joke Was The One About Not Looking Forward To The Third Film In Spielberg’s Trilogy That Has So Far Included “Schindler’s List” And “Munich”
- 12: If Only Our Own Douchebag President Would Do The Same
- 12: Making Us Safer
- 12: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 9/12
- 11: Rumblings In Iran
- 11: An Honest Question, Althought It Rightfully Implies That I Don’t Remotely Trust Jonah Goldberg
- 11: RIP Alex The Parrot
- 11: …And Counting
- 11: Six Years
- 11: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 9/11
- 10: I Think There Was Something About Congress’s Microphones Not Working, So That’s Vaguely Amusing
- 10: Iraqis To Petreaus: Good Luck With That Report
- 10: This Will Make It Harder For Michael Vick To Find Jebus
- 10: The New Fredo
- 10: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 9/10
- 07: The Plight Of White Men
- 07: Pope Goebbels Goes To Vienna
- 07: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 9/7
- 06: “Quote Of The Day” Doesn’t Begin To Describe It
- 06: Jesse Jackson Rocks The Vote
- 06: More On The Action Movie Thing
- 06: We Don’t Suck! We Don’t Suck!
- 06: And Now For A Round Of “What’s Wrong With This Headline?”
- 06: I’ll Show You The WMDs… In… My… Head
- 06: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 9/6
- 05: I’m Fairly Certain There’s A “Rock Lobster” Joke To Be Made, But I Can’t Quite Put My Finger On It
- 05: BREAKING: Ohio Rep. Paul Gillmor Found Dead
- 05: “Bubble” Doesn’t Begin To Describe It
- 05: At Least The Germans Appear To Be Fighting The Right War
- 05: It’s Funny Because He’s Like A Confused Puppy… A Confused Puppy With Nucular Launch Codes
- 05: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 9/5
- 04: How I Spent My Summer Vacation (Or: If They’re Too Lazy To Legislate In The Midst Of The Civil War Enveloping Their Country, Then I’m Certainly Too Lazy To Write A Real Blog Post)
- 04: Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb This Little Kid I’m Talking To
- 04: Bush Almost Chased Away Souter
- 04: “Come on, guys, let’s go. This kid is totally not cool.” “Yeah, that’s the most uncool kid I’ve ever met.” “Little crybaby!”
- 04: Mark Warner For Senate
- 04: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 9/4
August 2007
- 31: Labor Day
- 30: UN Plot Against New York Discovered
- 30: That’ll Learn ‘Em (Or, Technically, Not Learn ‘Em)
- 30: 44% Was A Bit Much To Ask For
- 30: Marc Ambinder Gives Bigoted Zealots Way Too Much Credit
- 30: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 8/30
- 29: “You know what’s interesting, though? You’re as big a dick on your show as you are on any show.”
- 29: No Gays Allowed In The Republican Senate Caucus
- 29: Remembering Katrina
- 29: The Robust Bush Economy Strikes Again
- 29: Republican Senator: “I Swear, I Don’t Like The Penis”
- 29: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 8/29
- 28: I Lied Before, August Remains Definitively Boring
- 28: All Public Officials Need Names This Good
- 28: Someone Has To Say It
- 28: Hating Dogs Is Not Good For Anyone’s PR
- 28: Those Crazy GOPers And Their Crazy Misguided Attempts At Public Sex
- 28: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 8/28
- 27: Uh-Oh
- 27: An Appropriate Final Act
- 27: An All-New Edition Of Simple Answers To Simple Questions
- 27: BREAKING: Fredo Calls It Quits; Better Late Than Never
- 27: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 8/27
- 24: Everywhere You Look
- 24: 69% Of The American People Plus One
- 24: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 8/24
- 23: Do We Actually Solve Any Problems?
- 23: FOXNews.com, Always Good For An Ugh.
- 23: Yeah, This Sounds Fair.
- 23: A Victory For Truth, Justice And The American Way
- 23: When Will People Learn Democracy Just Doesn’t Work
- 23: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 8/23
- 22: The Former Home Of The Entire Nats Roster
- 21: I Also Enjoy The Annual Attempt To Accurately Recall Twenty Year Old Slang
- 21: Oh Yeah, And We’re Still In Iraq
- 21: I Really Could Have Sworn We Already Executed This Guy Five Or Six Times
- 21: Reagan On W (In Kinsley’s Mind)
- 21: Things I Don’t Find Remotely Surprising, Volume 50,672
- 21: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 8/21
- 20: Progress For Amnesty
- 20: Time To Define Success Down Some More
- 20: Yet Again, Our Only Real News Is Fake News
- 20: GB Trudeau Is A National Treasure
- 20: 2442
- 17: No, This Isn’t Another Attack On Broder
- 17: Breaking Nats News: Wily Mo On His Way From Boston
- 17: Does No One Else Get That WE’RE TORTURING PEOPLE?!?
- 17: Worst Second Tier Ever
- 17: This Will Certainly Improve His Image With The Firefighters
- 17: War: Still Not Very Good For Anyone
- 17: I Wish The Metrobuses Would Stop Running Those Damned Anti-Choice Ads
- 17: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 8/17
- 16: The Near-Champagne Must Be Flowing
- 16: Michael Chertoff: Still Thinking With His Gut
- 16: Rats, Titanic, You Know The Drill
- 16: I Hate Anticlimactic Solutions
- 16: Kos Gets Colberted
- 16: Opportunity Of A Lifetime
- 16: A Petraeus Unit
- 16: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 8/16
- 15: Another One Bites The Dust
- 15: Raise Your Hand If You Aren’t A Terrorist… Not So Fast, Anyone Not Named Dick Cheney
- 15: Vegas Anecdote: In Which I Proselytize To The Masses
- 15: BREAKING: White House Politicizes War
- 15: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 8/15
- 14: Stop Me From Slamming Into Cars!
- 14: How Come No One Is Yelling At Let’s French About This?
- 14: There Is No Spoon
- 14: Setec Astronomy?
- 14: How About Gozer The Gozerian?
- 14: I Thought We Wanted Him To Have Less Power.
- 14: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 8/14
- 13: I’m Shocked, Shocked To Find That Gambling Is Going On Here!
- 13: Dig Little Digger
- 13: There’s Nothing Like The American Entrepreneurial Spirit
- 13: The Hidden Fees Are Gonna Get You
- 13: It Must Be Nice To Write So Many Checks You Forget Where They Go
- 13: Math Beats Sex!
- 13: A Thing You Already Know About This (late) Morning…
- 10: I Get Vegas And You Get An Extra Four Days Of Washington In August… Sucks To Not Be Me
- 10: Stick Yet Another Fork In Him
- 10: Krugman Explains It All
- 10: The Tribute Vice Pays To Virtue, Part Whatever
- 10: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 8/10
- 09: Who Would Have Expected Eddie Vedder To Be So Political?
- 09: Too Infuriating For An Amusing Headline
- 09: Things You See When You Awake That Indicate The Day Would Be Better Spent Burying Your Head In The Sand Like An Ostrich
- 09: And I Thought Bush Himself Was The Blood-Sucking Insect
- 09: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 8/9
- 08: I’d Hate To Be On The Red Line Just About Now (Or At Any Point During Tonight’s Rush Hour)
- 08: Marmosets On A Plane*
- 08: The Heart Of The Matter
- 08: Prepare Yourself For The Boldest Political Prediction Of The Decade
- 08: Stupid WordPress Is Giving Me An Error Message When I Try To Append The Hilarious Graph I Created For This Post
- 08: Congratulations, Barry
- 08: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 8/8
- 07: Horse Racing: Still Stupid, But Occasionally Amusing
- 07: Yet Another Reason To Be Proud Of Our Home
- 07: Free Maureen Dowd!
- 07: If You Can’t Trust An Old KGB Hand, Who Can You Trust?
- 07: Good Ol’ Senility
- 07: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 8/7
- 06: In Which I Hate On The Fatties
- 06: A Bad Dream On Steroids
- 06: Take That, Suburban Losers!
- 06: Disillusionment, Again
- 06: The Best Way To Wake Up On Monday
- 06: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 8/6
- 03: Russia Claims North Pole; Putin’s Soul Now Classified By Bush As “A Bit Colder Than I Thought”
- 03: Your Face Can Be A Wonderland For My Fist
- 03: Trent Lott Wins Coveted Douchebag Of The Week Award
- 03: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 8/3
- 02: Obama And Nukes
- 02: We Feel Your Pain
- 02: More Politico Hating
- 02: Turd Blossom Has More Important Things To Do
- 02: George Bush Doesn’t Care About Sick Children Poor Children All Children
- 02: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 8/2
- 01: You Stay Classy, American Government
- 01: I’m Sure We Could Rent Them Some Space In Our Embassy If That Helps
- 01: Hooray For The UN
- 01: Zeyde Vader
- 01: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 8/1
July 2007
- 31: Breaking: Nats GM Jim Bowden May Have Been Replaced By Alien Body Snatchers
- 31: Washington Post Gets Ahead Of Itself, Starts August One Day Early
- 31: 28% Of Americans Live In An Alternate Universe
- 31: $5 Billion Worth Of Respectability
- 31: School’s Out Forever
- 31: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 7/31
- 30: Impeach The Bastard
- 30: Breaking: Roberts Falls
- 30: In Which I Somehow Get Sidetracked For Thirty Minutes Googling For Weird Traffic Statistics
- 30: WMATA Tries To Usurp The National Zoo As The Capital’s Favorite Killer Of Harmless Animals
- 30: Sometimes Trite Comparisons Are Awfully Effective
- 30: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 7/30
- 27: Senator Levin Decides That I’m Not Smart Enough To Deserve Self-Governance
- 27: Heckuva Job, Palmer
- 27: Fun With Rudy’s Stump Speeches
- 27: Yes, I’m Still Twelve Years Old
- 27: Maybe Just A Few Excuses
- 27: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 7/27
- 26: Now, Marvelites, Check Out Whether You’ve Heard Any Of This Pernicious Pap Being Peddled
- 26: Least. Effective. Letter. Ever.
- 26: This Is Why I Should Blog Every Thought That Pops Into My Head
- 26: Bill O’Reilly Calls For Nazi Rally In Front Of Congress
- 26: Fredo Is Out, Pinocchio Is In
- 26: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 7/26
- 25: Note To Self: Stop Being Optimistic About Things
- 25: Contempt Update
- 25: Their Blind Arrogance Is Not Only Misplaced But Nonsensically Communicated
- 25: And So Begins The Showdown
- 25: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 7/25
- 24: Why Does He Bother Showing Up At This Point
- 24: City Paper Sold
- 24: Call The Senate
- 24: Don’t Get Me Wrong, I Really Enjoy Pie
- 24: BREAKING: Markos Moulitsas Zúniga Demands The Immediate Violent Overthrow Of The United States Government (In Bill O’Reilly’s Head)
- 24: Way To Keep Your Eye On The Prize
- 24: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 7/24
- 23: I Don’t Have Any Bus Related Jokes
- 23: I Was Tuning In The Shine On The Late Night Dial
- 23: Like Anyone In This White House Has Ever Read The Federalist Papers
- 23: Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows
- 23: On The President’s Ass
- 23: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 7/23
- 20: Stupid Things Crack Me Up When I’m Counting The Seconds Until The Week Ends
- 20: Run To Your Bomb Shelters
- 20: JetBlue Is Terrified Of The Big Bad Wolf
- 20: Now Let Us Never Speak Of Hillary’s Cleavage Again
- 20: Not A Huge Loss For Anyone
- 20: Shifting The Goal Posts…
- 20: President To James Madison: Suck It
- 20: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 7/20
- 19: Your “WTF?” Moment Of The Day
- 19: Bush Wins
- 19: Our Standards For Krystallnachts Have Yet Again Fallen
- 19: WARNING
- 19: Hahahaha, Lightweights! Oh Wait, Chlorine.
- 19: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 7/19
- 18: Freelance-style
- 18: Does Anyone Want To Loan Me $300,000?
- 18: BREAKING: Reid Decides To Wait Out The Republicans
- 18: The Only Thing Worse Than Being Wrapped Up In A Prostitution Scandal? Being Wrapped Up In A Prostitution Scandal And Having Your ED Announced To The Public
- 18: Who Has Time For A Filibuster When The Suspense Is This Thick In The Air
- 18: A Disturbance In The Force
- 18: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 7/18
- 17: We Do Love Our Former Mayor For Life
- 17: Now Taking Applications For The Next Hot New Contender
- 17: I Do Agree About The Humidity Thing
- 17: BREAKING NEWS: Osama Bin Laden Still Wants To Kill Us
- 17: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 7/17
- 16: A Late Night With Our Senator From Vegas
- 16: Those Crazy Joint Chiefs And Their Crazy Practical Jokes
- 16: I Think I’ve Seen This Movie Before
- 16: We’re Here, We’re Queer, We Don’t Want Anymore Bears!
- 16: I Now Want All Of My Favorite Bands To Perform With Full Orchestras
- 16: Take a Long Lunch Tomorrow For A Much Deserving Cause
- 16: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 7/16
- 13: Does My Stereotyping Of Them Make Me As Bad A Person As They Are? Judging By This Article, Not So Much
- 13: One Week, Seven Hours, 33 Minutes To Go
- 13: Und Wir Haben Ihn Getötet
- 13: Give Me Money
- 13: We’ll Always Have Utah
- 13: The Bushies Don’t Understand Their Job Descriptions
- 13: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 7/13
- 12: The Associated Journamalists
- 12: Congress Will Put Up With A Lot, But It Won’t Put Up With Disrespect Towards Congress
- 12: More Soft Bigotry Of Low Expectations
- 12: Harry Potter And The Scared Old Man
- 12: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 7/12
- 11: I Miss The Color Warnings
- 11: Victory For Andrew
- 11: Are We Sure This Wasn’t A Colbert Joke?
- 11: The Lies That Won’t Die
- 11: Almost Cool Enough To Convince Me To Be Organized
- 11: If Everybody Else Jumped Off A Bridge, I’d Be Right In Line
- 11: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 7/11
- 10: I Didn’t Even Know Pink Was Still Around Until One Of Her New Songs Came On The Radio A Few Weeks Ago And I Immediately Changed The Station
- 10: Getting Around The Censors
- 10: I Can’t Pretend To Be Mature For This One
- 10: The Real Fredo Definitely Did Not Last This Long
- 10: Rats Fleeing A… Eh, You Know The Drill
- 10: Off With Their Heads
- 10: SEX! PROSTITUTES! SENATORS! PHONE NUMBERS!
- 10: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 7/10
- 09: Republican Primary ‘08: Welcome To Bizarro World
- 09: “ic” Watch
- 09: At Least Thompson Wasn’t A Jew, Right, Dick?
- 09: A Cheney Branch Maneuver
- 09: Making Enemies Out Of Friends
- 09: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 7/9
- 06: Comic Book Follow-Up
- 06: Excuse Me If I Don’t Go Running To My Bomb Shelter
- 06: He Should Have Swept Away The Last Remnants Of The Old Republic A Bit Earlier
- 06: That’s What You Get For Using Imported San Diego Sperm
- 06: It’s Harder To Call Country Stars Hippies
- 06: Mitt Romney Exposed As Porn Mogul
- 06: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 7/6
- 05: Otherwise, It’s A Great Plan
- 05: Bob Woodward Is Salivating At The Chance To Comment
- 05: A Moment Of Silence
- 05: Things That Interest Me Less Than Paris Hilton
- 05: Oh, Right, That’s Why We Keep Joe Biden Around
- 05: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 7/5
- 03: Happy 4th
- 03: A Bit More Libby Outrage
- 03: Another Thought On Libby
- 03: Ted Nugent Is An Inspiration
- 03: The Scoot Is Loose
- 03: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 7/3
- 02: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
- 02: McCain Is Finished
- 02: Bacardi Like It’s Your Birthday
- 02: I’m Sure There’s A Joke To Be Made About A Town Named “Earth”
- 02: Not That Republican Primary Voters Will Care
- 02: A Positive Trend In Iraq?
- 02: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 7/2
June 2007
- 29: Free Needles For All! Slightly Less Colonialism For All, Too!
- 29: A Chance To Prove They Aren’t Evil
- 29: Because All Of Our Illegal Immigrants Come From Argentina
- 29: More Conservative War Fantasies
- 29: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 6/29
- 28: For Once A Politician’s Opponents Can Accuse Him Of Hating Puppies Without Remotely Exaggerating
- 28: Hit Them Where They Deserve It
- 28: Your Subpoenas Are Beneath Us
- 28: Maybe I Don’t Understand What “Price Floor” Means
- 28: There’s A Patch Of Snow On The Ground
- 28: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 6/28
- 27: George Bush Hates Democracy (And Gay People)
- 27: A Fond Farewell To The Lapdog
- 27: Don’t Celebrate Quite Yet
- 27: Bitch-Slapping Coulter
- 27: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 6/27
- 26: They Really Should Have Brought Back Reginald Veljohnson
- 26: Staying On Message
- 26: Attack Of The Giant Penguins
- 26: 43,600,000 Is A Lot Of People
- 26: BREAKING: Children Raised In War May Be Traumatized
- 26: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 6/26
- 25: George Will Said WHAT?!
- 25: “…Unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.”
- 25: Not The Type Of PR Wal-Mart Needs
- 25: They Didn’t Even Ask Me Any Questions
- 25: No More Bong Hits For Jesus
- 25: Negotiating With Hamas
- 25: Putting Commie FDR In His Place
- 24: A Weekend Baseball Post
- 22: A New Senator (And No, They Didn’t Select Lynn Cheney)
- 22: In Which I Get Indignant About A Concern Troll
- 22: I Still Need To Get Out To The Potomac Nationals’ $1 Ticket & $1 Hot Dog Monday Night
- 22: Just Bring Them Home
- 22: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 6/22
- 21: Oh, And Don’t Bother Looking For A Constitution On There- Its Location Has Been Classified
- 21: “Are You Being Sarcastic, Dude?” “I Don’t Even Know Anymore.”
- 21: The New Fantastic Four Movie Didn’t Have Enough Tax Cuts To Keep Him Entertained
- 21: You’d Think We Could Get Decent Evidence Of Our Health Care System’s Suckiness Without Needing To Lie
- 21: The Jefferson Brothers
- 21: Nice Jewish Girls… With Guns?
- 21: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 6/21
- 20: President Bush Doesn’t Care About Sick People
- 20: How’s Your Culture Of Life Now?
- 20: They Definitely Were Not Saying “Boo-urns”
- 20: With Apologies To Our Friends In The Metro Area, The Bulk Of Virginia Is Unbelievably Backasswards
- 20: Bloomberg Joins Connecticut For Lieberman Party
- 20: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 6/20
- 20: Don’t Doubt For A Second My Ability To Name All Three Children In “Baby Blues”
- 19: King Of The Wild Frontier
- 19: I’m Unclear On Why They Didn’t Just Go With “Don’t Stop Believing”
- 19: But What Will Justice Scalia Do About The Cougars?
- 19: Sax And Violins
- 19: Richard Cohen Reaffirms His Membership In The “Love Letters For Scooter” Brigade
- 19: Another Reminder That We Failed To Win The War That Made Sense Before Fighting One That Didn’t
- 19: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 6/19
- 18: Revisiting The Man Who Put The Gangsta In Gangsta Rap
- 18: BREAKING: White House Press Corps Has To Sit Outside In The Soul Crushing Heat
- 18: The War That Broke The Republican Party
- 18: A Little Sinking Into The Ocean, Now And Then, Is A Good Thing
- 18: What Was The Point?
- 18: Our Foreign Policy Remains Brilliant
- 18: [Insert Joke About FOX’s Taste In Actual Programming Here]
- 18: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 6/18
- 15: A Metadish Farewell To Bob Barker
- 15: Further Evidence That I’m A Complete Slave To Technological Consumerism
- 15: There Go All Of Our Texas Jokes
- 15: The Phone Booth Is Safe For Now
- 15: Yet Another War That Can’t End Well
- 15: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 6/15
- 15: Disturbing Statistic Of The Day
- 14: Edwards Gives The Finger To Pfizer
- 14: Clearing Brush On The Frontlines
- 14: It’s Definitely No “That’s My Bush”
- 14: Telecommunications Companies Have Absolutely No Interest In Protecting Your Privacy
- 14: As If The World Weren’t Depressing Enough
- 14: Things You Should Know About This Morning: 6/14
- 13: We’re Back
- 07: A Long Weekend
May 2007